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Scientology gets a lot of bad press, but they're not all nut-cases, and it's time the balance was redressed. So this week's challenge is to show the positive side of the Church. Go mental.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 22:39)
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# Quick 'n' dirty



(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 15:25, More)
# arf!
have a smug L. Ron


(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 15:17, More)
# AFTERNOONSES!

(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:53, More)
# Bindun?


Painstakingly done on MS paint
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 14:06, More)
# Bling Bling, yo!



Sorry for Length.

"Cult Of Scientology" (to the tune of cult of personality by living colour)

My name is L. Ron, yes, you know me...
I'm that cunt from scientology,
Its quite expensive, Its not free!
I’ve downed pink pills, and L.S.D.
In the cult of scientology
Like John Travolta and Jason Lee
I’m in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



Realise, I sell lies
for a billion years, this contract ties
body thetans, follow me
dianetics set me free
I sell you books you need to read
I Fucking hate psychiatry
I’m the cult of scientology
I exploit you still you love me



I'm A whole bunch of crazeeeey
I’m in the cult of scientology
Like Leisa Goodman and Kirstie Allee-eey
I’m in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
Yes You have to follow me
No cannot be set free



Gave me your fortune
You gave me fame
in reality i am quite lame
I’ve got a fucking fake degree
I’m in the cult of scientology
hey my E-meter, tests for gullibility
cult of scientology




I will destroy you, go to extremes
I’ve got my own military
I’m in the cult of scientology
Leah Remini and Lisa Marie
are in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
Yes You have to follow me
No cannot be set free



I sell you books you need to read
I fucking hate psychiatry
I’m the cult of scientology
I exploit you still you love me



I tell you: "You're a worker bee"
...in the cult of scientology
Like Beck Hanson and Ethan Suplee
I’m in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
yes You have to follow me
no cannot be set free



Gave me your fortune
You gave me fame
in reality i am quite lame
I’ve got a fucking fake degree
I’m in the cult of scientology
hey my E-meter, tests for gullibility
cult of scientology
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:56, More)
# oh go on then
just cos i like you


(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:46, More)
# Shirley Mustapha, etc...

Though, most of you probably too young fo this one.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:11, More)
# They don't blow people up, I suppose

(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 12:06, More)
# ....



(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 11:59, More)
# ooh look a pen...i remember those

(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 9:48, More)
# Scientology: The council will decide it's fate

(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 1:04, More)
# I am rather pleased with this, so I expect it shall be largely ignored.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 23:31, More)
# Run Tom, Run!


...needs less Tom.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 21:05, More)
# i'll just slip this in here

this
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 19:53, More)
# Look at me being scathing and witty!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 18:41, More)
# LAZORSWEENEH

(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 18:28, More)
# Memes loves Scientology

(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 18:21, More)
# Super cash Doubler!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 17:35, More)
# ran out of creative just as i was about to give this a title...

(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 17:09, More)
# Feel Poisitive

(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 17:08, More)
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