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go go scientology

Scientology gets a lot of bad press, but they're not all nut-cases, and it's time the balance was redressed. So this week's challenge is to show the positive side of the Church. Go mental.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 22:39)
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# click for full comic
cos it's nsfw in places

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:08, More)
# ould something good come out of Scientolgy... hmnnnn that's a tricky one...

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 18:40, More)
# G'ning

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 9:26, More)
# Scientology Quo?

And yeah, I know it's rubbish...
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:15, More)
# ....



With her on the cover it'll sell sell sell...

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:17, More)
# *Cunningly mixes Valentines Day with those crazy Scientologist cult members*

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:07, More)
# meh

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 1:30, More)
# Bling Bling, yo!



Sorry for Length.

"Cult Of Scientology" (to the tune of cult of personality by living colour)

My name is L. Ron, yes, you know me...
I'm that cunt from scientology,
Its quite expensive, Its not free!
I’ve downed pink pills, and L.S.D.
In the cult of scientology
Like John Travolta and Jason Lee
I’m in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



Realise, I sell lies
for a billion years, this contract ties
body thetans, follow me
dianetics set me free
I sell you books you need to read
I Fucking hate psychiatry
I’m the cult of scientology
I exploit you still you love me



I'm A whole bunch of crazeeeey
I’m in the cult of scientology
Like Leisa Goodman and Kirstie Allee-eey
I’m in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
Yes You have to follow me
No cannot be set free



Gave me your fortune
You gave me fame
in reality i am quite lame
I’ve got a fucking fake degree
I’m in the cult of scientology
hey my E-meter, tests for gullibility
cult of scientology




I will destroy you, go to extremes
I’ve got my own military
I’m in the cult of scientology
Leah Remini and Lisa Marie
are in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
Yes You have to follow me
No cannot be set free



I sell you books you need to read
I fucking hate psychiatry
I’m the cult of scientology
I exploit you still you love me



I tell you: "You're a worker bee"
...in the cult of scientology
Like Beck Hanson and Ethan Suplee
I’m in the cult of scientology
cult of scientology
cult of scientology



you'll be eating humble pies
while Tom Cruise' head is, between my thighs
yes You have to follow me
no cannot be set free



Gave me your fortune
You gave me fame
in reality i am quite lame
I’ve got a fucking fake degree
I’m in the cult of scientology
hey my E-meter, tests for gullibility
cult of scientology
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 13:56, More)
# ran out of creative just as i was about to give this a title...

(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 17:09, More)
# Deliverance

(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 3:36, More)
# ...tee hee

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 15:59, More)
# Not exactly a positive twist...

...but there you go.

ALL HAIL HYPNOCRUISE
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 13:01, More)
# not many people will get this

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 12:12, More)
# Showing my age here...

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 10:16, More)
# ....



(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 11:59, More)
# To Rivendell!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 11:49, More)
# *Sexy Challenge Entry*

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 18:32, More)
# fwoosh!

(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:51, More)
#

yes he's one of 'them'
(, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 23:53, More)
# L. Ron Howard
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days.
L. Ron comes, his Thetan hums, Ready to brainwash you.
La la la la...



I'm so sorry - 7 years lurking and I've come up with a crap pun for my first post...
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 14:11, More)
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