introducing:

the Pleasure Louse
also a magenta remote controlled variety called Lust Louse available
( The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:31, More)

....or so i've heard...

( Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 20:29, More)

available in all fine shops

( Grampa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:56, More)

As Endorsed by Miss Hannannannannigan

The Magenta Cock!
had to be done
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 18:10, More)

Quick and dirty



Behold the b3tavibe 2000. As if it would be any different.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 17:13, More)

nicotine replacement / failed sex toy / little blue guy torture cross over

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 15:00, More)

Don't think they thought this one through...


(first image post in a loooong time, hope it's not bindun now!)
(exyzed, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 13:13, More)

It's just like the real thing!

( DogHorse plop, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 11:15, More)

Sex Toy?


Elton's so fussy he insists on plastic covers on the furnish-things or he just won't go sit down.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 10:04, More)

well be honest, would YOU buy from here?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 9:19, More)

Okay, I'll have a proper go at it this time.
I'll have a proper go at it this time.Even I couldn't live down posting that last thingy.



Edit: I can see the advertising campaign for this now. Get Clive Dunn and the kiddies' choir in to sing 'Grandad'…

(Grandad / Grandad / You're lovely / That's what we all think of yoooooou…)
(dungeoneer, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 7:32, More)

Early marketing idea

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 6:17, More)

Size isn't everything!
www.powerpleasuretoys.com/reciprothrusters.html

(Pewit does things down under, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 3:03, More)

..

( beaubodor blogless, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:19, More)

Celine, NO!!!!! It's big but it's not clever!

( Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 12:33, More)

Then it started to get bent!!!



(akayani, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 6:06, More)

Buy one get one free...

(akayani, Tue 4 Apr 2006, 6:03, More)

damn - missed a bit of jizz on the right hand side!

( gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 31 Mar 2006, 0:54, More)

For the kiddies
yup....


(thatdudewithbreasts, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 17:26, More)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 16:41, More)