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sick christmas cards

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, it's almost time to kill the bastard thing. So celebrate the season by designing sick, rude or inappropriate christmas cards.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 20:35)
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# probs bindun
after my previous attempts, i took a brief lesson in file sizes and stuff... anywho without further ado... beware strange lights in middle east:


(Phaeron in your base since, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:39, More)
# Celebrating a hat trick - third annual re-post in a row..

(TheBoyMatt, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:30, More)
# 25's a keeper!

(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 22:30, More)
# Santa was not in the mood this day


*closes paint and relurks*
(puggs, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 21:10, More)
# Merry xxx-mas!!


sorry for crapness...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 21:07, More)
# Merry Christmas Y'all!!!

Ho, Ho, Ho!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 21:00, More)
# not realy up to the challenge but...
it's a bit crap


well its alot crap, and the only thing that is sick about it is quality of humus. thanks to sanders if he's looking, he told me this joke a long long time ago and i've been thinking about it ever since.

edit 2, its a steep learning curve. again thanks to ben for explaining this think called kays. next challenge is learning to put my trousers on in the morning. (feel free to yell if im still not getting somthing)
(Spiked_Rycroft The Prodigal Son, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 20:02, More)
# Now that the rule of law and democracy mean nothing....

(londoner, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:54, More)
# Shit Christmas card...

(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:37, More)
# Finally, Santa's identity revealed.

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:32, More)
#


300 d.p.i. Greeting Card Size. 800k You can see the Rohypnol box clearly on the large version.
Merry Christmas B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 19:02, More)
# Santa's got to land ?

(bravo_2_zero What a buch'a REMFS, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:44, More)
# dead santa

(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 17:11, More)
#

(1.618..., Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:41, More)
# Well, it's in the same vein...
Must I explain this? Must I? Here we go then. For fuck's sake: Jesus pegged out at 33, right? Barabbas got released instead of him, right? So he gets to live to 34. Assuming he didn't get crucified for some other petty crime like coveting an ox or something. What's all that about, anyway? Is it okay to lust over your next-door neighbour's PS3 / HD Telly / daughter's vagina but not their ox? Is a sheep still a goer? What about if they're not your neighbout - and let's face it, it's a bit fucking unlikely that someone on the Doddington & Rollo estate in Battersea will have an ox in their front room, although their pikey bint in her pink velour may well look and smell like one. Anyway, there's an end to it. I'm off to murder another prozzie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:06, More)
# A commerative card of sorts...

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 16:00, More)
# Post 2 of 2: The Glasscock Christmas Card

(__, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:55, More)
# They didn't think this one out, did they?

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:41, More)
# Oh no!

(bananacat, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:34, More)
# quick and very dirty
Can't see its bin dun either....


(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 15:00, More)
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