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Can you imagine what life would be like if Tom Cruise was in charge? Pretty odd, we think. Cruise fact primer: Tom is a Scientologist, and NOT AT ALL GAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 May 2006, 20:16)
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# <ninja edit funny comment here when I think of one>

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:38, More)
# 'ning all!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:31, More)
# I would probably be a load odder

(materialgeeza, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:30, More)
# 'Ning! (And sorry!)
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"Thank you disciple."
(I helped save b3ta! William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:12, More)
# in teh closet..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 8:54, More)
# on a similar theme.......... well, he would have his photo wouldn't he :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 8:23, More)
# 'ning all

(might be a bit too subtle for this early hour)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 7:46, More)
# If Tom Cruise Was God...
All his worshipers would have to look like this:


Scary!

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# He's a pilot, he can flaaah!

(surfacetension make your brain go *pop*, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 2:53, More)
# like this?

(sam loves rainbows but not you., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 2:15, More)
# On the Sabbath, Cruise created man in his own image.
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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 2:07, More)
# Hope it's not too big...

(Boss Mew Covfefe does not bargain...it only covfefes., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 0:59, More)
# What really happens at scientology meetings

(buya has posted yet another piece of shyte, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 0:49, More)
# Timage...

(cactusrob, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 0:33, More)
# Compo
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I guess there'd be a son of?
(Morphology, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 0:21, More)
# As requested
here

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 0:10, More)
# My attempt

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Wed 31 May 2006, 23:59, More)
# He wouldn't have to share with the other guys

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:34, More)
# I don't have to imagine it - I've seen the movie

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:15, More)
# He would if he could

(buya has posted yet another piece of shyte, Wed 31 May 2006, 23:08, More)
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