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Can you imagine what life would be like if Tom Cruise was in charge? Pretty odd, we think. Cruise fact primer: Tom is a Scientologist, and NOT AT ALL GAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 May 2006, 20:16)
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# Unboycotts - if Tom Cruise was the (son of) God

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 31 May 2006, 21:48, More)
# Ok. My one entry.

(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 31 May 2006, 20:41, More)
# Underlings don't like this new God

ta DTH
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 9:50, More)
# Mission Impossible == James bond

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:51, More)
# This'll have to do
until a better Life Of Brian related joke occurs to me.


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:30, More)
# (Tom Cruise + GOD) x dislekseea

(Leenis is cool., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 13:01, More)
# he is indeed God of the Penguins

but they don't listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:19, More)
# <ninja edit funny comment here when I think of one>

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 9:38, More)
# I miss the ambulance challenge

(knee deep in the hoopla lurking since, Wed 31 May 2006, 20:39, More)
# 'ning all

(might be a bit too subtle for this early hour)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 7:46, More)
# Tom Creed

(gingerchris I'm trying..., Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:29, More)
# ruise would take the jesus juice all day, everyday.


thanks to dr.strange for the clipage. lurkage. oh theage.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 21:04, More)
# Sorry, I am a n00b.
I am a n00b.www.b3tards.com/uploads/tom-cock_copy.jpg

edit:how do I get my pic to appear on here? many thanks.



Arf Arf. I am so proud. Thanks guys.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 2 Jun 2006, 1:09, More)
# This is wrong on so many levels

(buya has posted yet another piece of shyte, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:20, More)
# ning, for teh compo
for teh compo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:14, More)
# Cruise Almighty


Sorry its a bit big it looked crap optimised.
(Muncee, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 21:26, More)
# the rapture would be somewhat different

less scientology bashing ive met scientologists who arent nuts tom is just a bad example
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:11, More)
# Then South Park would be like this:

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# .

(duck Quack !, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 11:42, More)
# The Power of Cruise

(Uncle Satan Be that as it may..., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 10:01, More)
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