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We all played Top Trumps as kids, whiling away the hours comparing the top speeds of sports cars and the weight of mammals. But it's time the game was brought into the 21st Century, so design some new cards...
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 18:24)
Another compo entry featuring more poor punnage.
249kb version with no loss of quality courtesy of Plentyofants.
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 12:35, More)
Dodgy Pub Top Trumps
"I was in the Blind Beggar the night the Krays done Jack Cornell. I swear on me dear old mum's grave"

(Done by a non-B3tan friend, more HERE)
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 11:56, More)
Shit - I always get dealt this one

Yo Mofo - clizzle for the bizzle (48KB)
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 10:53, More)
This looked almost exactly the same in my head.

Jail Paris Hilton! Sign the petition.
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 9:57, More)
Trumpton

Also, is this news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6639945.stm not the most sinister picture of Blair, ever?
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 1:07, More)
Truly, Truly sorry ...'Top Humps'?

Someone had to do it - I humbly offer myself up as 'The Twat That Did'
*goes away in shame*
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 22:18, More)
Because I have never heard of Trump Cards until today..
I will take this one literally.
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 21:02, More)
Shop Trumps




I donut nose ow tutu these fings so dey goes sideyways. Anne dey did ave colurz, but I donut nose where these went. Dey are shit.
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 20:06, More)
Pornstars

stoopid noob couldn't even enter the challenge, Thank You Muchly Hummel
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 19:55, More)


We all played Top Trumps as kids, whiling away the hours comparing the top speeds of sports cars and the weight of mammals. But it's time the game was brought into the 21st Century, so design some new cards...
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 18:24)


249kb version with no loss of quality courtesy of Plentyofants.
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 12:35, More)

"I was in the Blind Beggar the night the Krays done Jack Cornell. I swear on me dear old mum's grave"

(Done by a non-B3tan friend, more HERE)
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 11:56, More)


Yo Mofo - clizzle for the bizzle (48KB)
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 10:53, More)


Jail Paris Hilton! Sign the petition.
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 9:57, More)


Also, is this news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6639945.stm not the most sinister picture of Blair, ever?
( , Thu 10 May 2007, 1:07, More)


Someone had to do it - I humbly offer myself up as 'The Twat That Did'
*goes away in shame*
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 22:18, More)

I will take this one literally.

( , Wed 9 May 2007, 21:02, More)





I donut nose ow tutu these fings so dey goes sideyways. Anne dey did ave colurz, but I donut nose where these went. Dey are shit.
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 20:06, More)


stoopid noob couldn't even enter the challenge, Thank You Muchly Hummel
( , Wed 9 May 2007, 19:55, More)