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advertising where you live

The situation: you're got a new job in charge of your local tourist board, but there's one problem. You have to tell the truth. How would you advertise where you live?

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 5 Apr 2006, 22:23)
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# sunny bournemouth!!

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# Welcome to Bradford


(Wallz, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 10:08, More)
# but i'd still like to visit
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(invisibliss, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 8:02, More)
# as seen on b3ta

yup...it's real
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 1:55, More)
# Chatham!

(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 7 Apr 2006, 0:18, More)
#


edit: strictly speaking he is issuing a fixed penalty notice but for the sake of the joke please pretend that the policeman is giving him a fine. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 23:41, More)
# First ever post :-/


I did this a while ago for a work colleage who has a habit of setting fire to the microwave toaster fan heater ...
(Muxton it was an accident, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 23:28, More)
# It's a nice place to visit...

but I wouldnt want to live there! hang about...groan!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 22:51, More)
# might go over a few heads

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 22:36, More)
# sad thing is...

it's true...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 21:40, More)
# Attracting tourists to London??

(its a bloody shambles, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 21:20, More)
# My bit of venom
And I wont be voting Labour come May.

(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 21:19, More)
# To feed the stereotype...


I actually live here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 21:18, More)
# Not very hummusy
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I have no idea what to advertise about my own city. It's like any other I guess.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 21:04, More)
# The art of euphemism.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 20:17, More)
# I cannot believe someone has done a whole webpage on it!


(and i work right near two of these roundabouts!)
(nutttywings is living on the edge until, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:10, More)
# An accurate town-motto-mash


Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:04, More)
# Nothing to convey.
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(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 18:52, More)
# simple, but effective (i hope)


or more accurately:



i suck and can't think up a good tag line
(whatsinaname, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 18:18, More)
# Paisley, what a dump.

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 17:51, More)
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