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We've nicked The Turner Prize. What's your entry? Engage your brain and submit to the board.
(Fri 7 Jun 2002, 16:50)
too artistic
it doesnt have a name, hence its lack of a name is its name, err, or something
http://skagg.homestead.com/files/artish.jpg
clicky for bigger
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 19:09, More)
I call this piece "WHY GEOCITIES, LYCOS.COM, YAHOO, AND TRIPOD SUCK FOR NOT LETTING ME DISPLAY THE IMAGES STORED ON THEIR SERVER ! ! !"

this piece represents why geocities, tripod, yahoo, and Lycos all suck for not letting me display my images from their server. The friendly colorful logos represent the deceptive promises these companies use to entice you into giving them your e-mail address so they can send you porn. the error messages represent the breaking of these promises, the robot represents the dependence of our society on technology, and the big red X represents dolphins!
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:05, More)
Piss Kitty

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(Background image (Calton Rd and Leith St, Edinburgh) by Dave Henniker www.henniker.org.uk)
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:33, More)
La grande guerre

i made this ages and ages ago, but it fits with the theme, kinda...
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:11, More)
I call this pice "Circular Chaos"

This piece is an expression of the circularity of the cycles of life and death, which create a darkened black mass in an otherwise perfect universe. Ironically the seemingly chaotic distortion takes the form of a perfect circle. The smaller dot represents inadequacies of the human condition, the fragility of life, and dolphins.
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:52, More)
Art?

It's an art gallery, with no art. And that's art. But how can art not be art?
Clicky On Pic For Biggger.
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:19, More)
i call this
specialised humour

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EDIT: now with added fluffyness (and poor shadow)
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:17, More)
She Lied
Tracy Emin's "Everyone I ever slept with" wasn't altogether truthful.
Here's the accurate version.
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:26, More)
even more scary baby art
i call it "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THESE FUCKED UP SCARY BABY FLOWERS???"

sorry its a bit big, to say sorry, and, just cos i like him so much, here is my scary baby anim
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:05, More)
creed deconstructed

here we see that behind every layer of society lurks technology, even in art. the slight jumping demonstrates how these artificial monstrosities do not sit well with the world around them
woo for crocodile clips
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:02, More)
It represents the hopelessness
forced apon us, from the very begginging
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:28, More)
War & Peace
A graphical representation of the conflicts inherant in our society today. For those of you who don't at first appreciate the fine details of this work, allow me to explain: on one hand, we are given the image-load icon, a symbol of impatience; of uncertainty; of waiting. As every good concubine knows, these are the paths to the dark side, and to war, fascism and brie. The broken link image shows inner peace through the knowledge that the worst has happened - security through failure.
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 4:57, More)
I dreamt about this piece...
so i decided it'd make an ideal Turner prize winner.

It shows one mans efforts to strive to become a ski resort sheep.
Poor David Bellamy
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 1:19, More)


We've nicked The Turner Prize. What's your entry? Engage your brain and submit to the board.
(Fri 7 Jun 2002, 16:50)

it doesnt have a name, hence its lack of a name is its name, err, or something
http://skagg.homestead.com/files/artish.jpg
clicky for bigger
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 19:09, More)


this piece represents why geocities, tripod, yahoo, and Lycos all suck for not letting me display my images from their server. The friendly colorful logos represent the deceptive promises these companies use to entice you into giving them your e-mail address so they can send you porn. the error messages represent the breaking of these promises, the robot represents the dependence of our society on technology, and the big red X represents dolphins!
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 18:05, More)


Clicky for bigger.
(Background image (Calton Rd and Leith St, Edinburgh) by Dave Henniker www.henniker.org.uk)
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:33, More)


i made this ages and ages ago, but it fits with the theme, kinda...
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 17:11, More)


This piece is an expression of the circularity of the cycles of life and death, which create a darkened black mass in an otherwise perfect universe. Ironically the seemingly chaotic distortion takes the form of a perfect circle. The smaller dot represents inadequacies of the human condition, the fragility of life, and dolphins.
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 16:52, More)


It's an art gallery, with no art. And that's art. But how can art not be art?
Clicky On Pic For Biggger.
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:19, More)

specialised humour

clicky for bigger
EDIT: now with added fluffyness (and poor shadow)
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 15:17, More)

Tracy Emin's "Everyone I ever slept with" wasn't altogether truthful.
Here's the accurate version.

( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 14:26, More)

i call it "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THESE FUCKED UP SCARY BABY FLOWERS???"
sorry its a bit big, to say sorry, and, just cos i like him so much, here is my scary baby anim
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:05, More)


here we see that behind every layer of society lurks technology, even in art. the slight jumping demonstrates how these artificial monstrosities do not sit well with the world around them
woo for crocodile clips
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 13:02, More)

forced apon us, from the very begginging

( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 12:28, More)

A graphical representation of the conflicts inherant in our society today. For those of you who don't at first appreciate the fine details of this work, allow me to explain: on one hand, we are given the image-load icon, a symbol of impatience; of uncertainty; of waiting. As every good concubine knows, these are the paths to the dark side, and to war, fascism and brie. The broken link image shows inner peace through the knowledge that the worst has happened - security through failure.

( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 4:57, More)

so i decided it'd make an ideal Turner prize winner.

It shows one mans efforts to strive to become a ski resort sheep.
Poor David Bellamy
( , Sat 8 Jun 2002, 1:19, More)