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In tribute to the great Humphrey Lyttelton, this week's challenge is to expand the Uxbridge English Dictionary. We shouldn't have to explain this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:50)
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# Possibly

The biggest fail of my life
(genesis, Mon 5 May 2008, 15:50, More)
# Fat is the question


Click for bigger (98KB)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 5 May 2008, 1:22, More)
# Glow ball warning -
If it does this, see a doctor!

MOD EDIT: NSFW - No close up pictures of genitals on the board thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:50, More)
# Sewage


Sorry just discovered the money was in $$$ - oh well
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:32, More)
# Oy Vey

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:10, More)
# Following the mint theme

(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 4 May 2008, 22:29, More)
# Shoplifter


bleh, quick and cheaply done....
(funny_man404 s face is smiling in retarded glee, Sun 4 May 2008, 20:05, More)
# haha!
in a similar vein...

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:16, More)
# hehehe
this is notitsownthreadworthy, cos quick, lame and crap so have it here

and thanks to bigwasteofspace for the inspiration
b3ta.com/board/8335820
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:37, More)
# I'm almost certain this doesn't count
But compo'd anyway.



If you don't get it, think back to the Christmas carol. If you don't think it's funny, imagine a 3-year old singing and thinking it's the right words.
(I helped save b3ta! Iki I think my camel is dead., Sun 4 May 2008, 1:41, More)
# First post for ages.....
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EDIT : (Not to scale... colours and styles may vary)
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# This is a SPARTAN!

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 3 May 2008, 23:02, More)
# Oscillates
To arrive after you should from taking the indirect route.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 May 2008, 20:37, More)
# No way am I starting a new thread with this, so have a woo!

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# No pic - sorry

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# Enhanced security, my arse
Convention: n. New device that fails to perform as advertised.
click for big
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(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 3 May 2008, 16:23, More)
# door –noun
Object for a cat to be on the wrong side of :

Yay my first vector...
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# Spirit guide

aww bugger it! Barely legible! ha ha ha. What a tit! Off to me bed. Oh. and 'nings, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 3 May 2008, 10:30, More)
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