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For every useful, cool mutation there must be countless useless ones, such as a bloke with the ability to read the minds of frogs, or the power to identify different biscuits in the dark. This week's challenge, suggested by Woodlouse, is to reveal these "powers".

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# I give you "The Fader".
Mildly grazed by a falling sign as a child on a visit to a sign production facility, Bruce Knockingshop has been cursed with the ability to fade and restore signs at will. He is one of an elite breed of shite superheroes, the crap X-men.

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# They have to protect their novelty...

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#


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# Filename should suffice for explanation.

Kicking it 90's style.
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#

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# VorderMan


With the ability to count really quick
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# that reminds me of my version i guess i should repost it nao

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#

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# Are you a cephalopod in peril? Teuthida troubled?
CALL "SQUID SAVIOUR"!!! (Some networks may charge premium rates).


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# He can't
rise to the challenge


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#

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# Mutant my arse...

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# Fucking idiot

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#

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# A very special power...he goes around smashing shit up afterward.
edit...turns into a fucking Taiwanese idiot of course.
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# cock man?

thinking about it, should've been "snake in the cage"
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# :)

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# It explains itself

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# Image by THE INCREDIBLE TOAP!

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# he's rubbish in the sun, but oooh! look! it's mint!

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