I've had similar success travelling for free in train toilets wearing my
urine-sodden-mound-of-paper-towels outfit.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:20,
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You're not doing that just for the free travel though.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 15:45,
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