I prefer
Kaboom KwiltTM
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 16:31,
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oh yeah, the best toilet paper for explosive diarrhoea
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 17:08,
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Available in 27-ply for vindaloose or 99-ply for phall
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 18:03,
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