I go to my local hairdresser to get hair off the floor to stuff into the wife's discarded tights and then hang them in the garden.
The foxes fucking hate it and fuck off.
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Can't tell if this is a joke or not?
Do foxes really get put off my human hair? I reeeeeally hate them fucking outside my window at night and am willing to try anything.
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Try joining in, i'm sure that will get rid of them.
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They smell it and think a human is already there. Trufax.
Or maybe my south London foxes are slightly retarded from all that fried chicken. I just change it every couple of weeks. Not sure how long it actually works.
The old man, who lives out in the country with real foxes, actually used tiger shit from a nearby safari park type thing but they got used to it and still broke into the chicken hut just to kill and not eat what was inside. Cunts.
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I definitely think he should try fucking them.
My friend Dangerous Dave once put his dick in a goat at a farm, have any goats every came into his garden in North London?
No.
Science.
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