Apply a layer of butter to the underside of your shoes,
and you can simulate that gliding-through-the-world feeling a functional alcoholic gets after the first drink of the day.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Oct 2017, 10:46,
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Apply a layer of butter to the underside of your shoes,