The tasting review
Always amazes me what a lot of waffle those things are.
You know I am sure if you gave me a bottle and asked me to write a review I could piss out a fantastic piece of prose explaining all the unrelated things it tastes like by about the halfway mark.
I once described a porter as tasting like an overripe banana wiped about an ashtray and left in the sun under a wet dog.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2017, 10:28, Reply)