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This is an old ritual dance from olde Cornwall/Somerset/devon.
It was traditionaly danced of an eve to conjure up the spirit of fertility to enable the man to pleasure his wife long time with no floppy moments if you get my drift.
It was only ever danced by married couples who happen to also be brother and sister,
I would
1) check under the stairs for copious amounts of scrumpy ciderr
2)Check your parents wardrobe for wickerman costumes
3)count your fingers and toes if you get more than 10 of each see if they are also webbed!
(, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 16:43, , Reply)