
Well thank Christ for that! All these years I didn't know what to think of that bleeding Holocaust. But thankfully the Duke of Cambridge has helped put my mind to rest by confirming that the scale of the atrocities was, indeed, terrifying.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 15:48, Reply)

Diane Abbott: "Claims that eleventy people died are an offensive exaggeration."
Ken Livingstone: "Well of course the truth is that Hitler was a Jew and he never actually killed anyone."
Jeremy Corbyn: "No comment."
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 16:24, Reply)

She wasn't too up to date with all the texting lingo and often abbreviated "Lots of love" to 'LOL'.
"We've just been to Auschwitz, it's terrible what happened to all those poor people. LOL, Mum x" was a highlight of her correspondence.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 19:56, Reply)

Kate Middleton says Alaska is "a bit chilly".
( , Tue 26 Jun 2018, 19:26, Reply)

But you seem to be suggesting that this is the Prince's fault, like he has some sort of duty to be interesting or controversial, rather than it being the fault of a bunch of media hacks with fuck all else to write about.
( , Wed 27 Jun 2018, 10:26, Reply)

It was scary finding miniature gas chambers the same size as my Hornby trainset. In the end I had to build them out of lego
( , Thu 28 Jun 2018, 6:00, Reply)