Doesn't go far enough IMHO.
Him being loaded live into the coffin, nailing it shut and burying him in 6ft of ready mix concrete and smashed copies of Candle in the Wind... that would be so Christmassy.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 12:38,
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they also missed out him having a massive strop and not speaking to his mum for a decade
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 13:54,
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It's an advert, not a documentary, love.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 16 Nov 2018, 22:13,
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