Just remember to say the magic words "cancer patients" whenever you get caught doing something illegal, the police will apologise and let you on your way.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:20, Reply)
my own approach (in London) is to start an apology and then interupt myself by saying "Weren't you in Hendon in XXXX?"*
in the hope of establishing some sort of connection that might tempt them to let me off, based on a brief period I spend developing eLearning at the police training college and having two hour lunches every day due to non-existent supervision of us contractors
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 18 Jun 2019, 11:36,
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