revised History
pampered cunt from extremely wealthy patrician family, descended from George II of England. Grandfather lawyer, mother oxford graduate, father a technocrat who worked for EC in Brussels. Boris grew up in a childhood of fox-hunting and servants. Enrolled in elite prep school, his knowledge of ancient greek combined with his family connections allowed him to get a 10% fees discount to elite public school Eton. His friends were Viscount spencer, and his teachers noted his idleness, complacency, and lateness. Won a minor scholorship again based on his greek and latin and family connections, to study classics at oxford. There he meets Cameron May, Gove and Hunt, who likewise share backgrounds of extreme privilege. Through family connections, in late 1987 he began work as a graduate trainee at The Times, but is sacked after being exposed as forging quotes.
Gets a job for rightwing telegraph through his oxford connection with max hastings, where he gains popularity for writing eurosceptic column full of lies.Many of his fellow journalists there were critical of his articles, opining that they often contained untruths designed to discredit the Commission, including false claims that the EU were planning to ban prawn cocktail crisps and English sausages, and were to regulate the size of condoms, so called euromyths. Chris Patten later stated that, at that time, Johnson was "one of the greatest exponents of fake journalism". Continues his career of lies and racism (calling black people picanninys with watermelon smiles) before switching for a safe conservative seat using his tv profile to shut down the objections of the branch members. In parliament he continues to push EU barrell with lies, sells arms to saudi arabia, appoints personal cronies, has numerous scandal in expenses, personal affairs, holidaying during the london riots when mayor, and otherwise acting a general cunt. His anti-eu stance gave oxygen to the rise of UKIP and I hold him personally responsible just because he thought it would shift newspaper from his reactionary readership by giving them some villain to be outraged against (he was successful, but so is infowars), that culminates in the brexit farce that he again campaigned using gross mistruths, that has already caused more damage than anything to the UK since the Luftwaffe, and hasn't even been ratified yet.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 6:48,
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Who is this man?
Someone should make him Prime Minister.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 24 Jul 2019, 7:35,
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just not the plebs
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 9:14,
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