Best line of the article:
"When I woke, I was no longer in agonising pain. I felt hope. My partner and I had become even closer and my friends started fundraising for my recovery".
"So how much have you raised so far, mates? £ 2.37 ?!" What the hell! I drifted back off to sleep and awoke a few days later. When I woke again, my friends, my partner, my penis, my hope, and the £2.37 were all gone."
(, Mon 26 Aug 2019, 20:52, Share, Reply)