At the risk of being too serious...
Red Mint (Mentha Rubra) tolerates various conditions.
Pineapple mint (Mentha Suavolens) is a variegated one.
Both about 50cm high (in ideal conditions) and invasive as hell.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 Jan 2020, 13:46,
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