I heard that officer has a statue of a racist, white, old man in his garden.
It's a garden gnome reading a tabloid.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 23:37,
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and the one baring his arse is now on the register.
Most garden ornaments are an abomination even the traditional ones like old mattresses, broken kids toys and burnt-out cars.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Jun 2020, 23:43,
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Burnt out cars? Pah! Luxury!
We had to make do with a torched mobility scooter with no wheels and only one handlebar.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 0:54,
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I forgot a comma, it should read
broken kids, toys and burnt-out cars.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Jun 2020, 0:57,
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