I can recreate it for you
"arrgghhh, a bear..get off..Noooo..oh god!.. the pain..It's...it's eating my scrotum!.."
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 1:40,
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Probably less The Archers and more:
youtu.be/SIaFtAKnqBU
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 19 Jul 2020, 5:10,
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