Step 1: get a saucy postcard of a lady mouse and leave it near the skirting boards
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 13:47,
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Put the address on the back of a glue trap.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 20:43,
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Meh
I've been doing this for years and I've not been absuing poor mice to do it.
(DreddPirateBobhas watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 7:03,
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Grandad?
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Sat 7 Aug 2021, 9:12,
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