I've tried both of these things
one more successfully than the other, and I must be doing one or both wrong because in my experience they're not really comparable at all. I find keeping a fart in my trousers quite challenging. But then I'm not near the age that I need to be wearing sealed waterproof undercrackers so possibly can't relate to the protagonist here.
(, Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:29, Reply)