Riffing on the theme...
The sharting guy bears an uncanny resemblence to Paul Whitehouse from The Fast Show. :)
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 24 Jan 2022, 15:04,
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Well, it’s less disruptive than extinction rebellion.
Equally tedious though.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 Jan 2022, 15:14,
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Continued covid pandemic is less disruptive than commuting delays
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 24 Jan 2022, 17:25,
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Yes. Yes it is. The prevalent strain, omicron, has been demonstrated to be even less deadly than the strains that preceded it. It’s a little known fact that Covid has only been proven to be fatal in the rare cases where it has killed people.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 Jan 2022, 19:45,
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Of course
At least those 5 million dead people weren't late for work.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 24 Jan 2022, 22:20,
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Indeed. They weren’t. The overwhelming majority were retired so had no job to be late for.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 Jan 2022, 22:45,
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I've tried both of these things
one more successfully than the other, and I must be doing one or both wrong because in my experience they're not really comparable at all. I find keeping a fart in my trousers quite challenging. But then I'm not near the age that I need to be wearing sealed waterproof undercrackers so possibly can't relate to the protagonist here.
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Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 25 Jan 2022, 20:29,
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