Perhaps he modelled himself on the dog from the advert?
He is plausibly bad at that
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 1 Mar 2022, 19:48,
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More like the Andrex puppy, making a mess, then running away.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 1 Mar 2022, 21:15,
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