he's so good that bloke if he put his mind to it he could almost play a proper guitar
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 24 Apr 2022, 13:21,
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a missionary was travelling deep in the congo, when at night in camp they heard the sounds of distant drums
his native guide looked petrified, and would only say "this bad, Bwana. this very bad"
The missionary continued to press him, "Why waziri, why is the drumming bad?"
the guide looked at him with wide, terrified eyes and said, "When drums stop, bass solo begins"
/oldjokes
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 26 Apr 2022, 4:16,
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