I had the runny shits on a diving expedition/trip
Not sure which, anyway 20 metres down I suddenly realised I desperately needed to lit rip. I looked round and there was a huge head of coral nearby. Cunning that I am I swam behind, dropped my shorts and had a massive squirt. Sadly physics dictates that warm stuff rises, and a huge thundercloud of brown rose up above the coral. Visible to the rest of the team.
They thought it was hilarious, cunts
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 11 May 2022, 12:45,
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