Oh nothing to do with this story

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:05,
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Every time I see the Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf
I imagine that Gordon Ramsay was born with the ability to reproduce asexually in some kind of massive evolutionary leap for our species. The first of a new dawn. And somewhere - most likely some government black site - there are dozens of Ramslings being studied away from the public eye. Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf was an escapee from the compound and probably had some serial/ID number tattooed on him somewhere.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:55,
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Every time? How often do you watch dwarf porn?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:31,
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Any time little Swaggy gets less saggy.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:37,
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Sex dwarf, isn't it nice. Luring disco dollies to a life of vice.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:27,
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One of Bowie's less successful compositions.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:09,
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