I once unknowingly sat on a snapping turtle thinking it was just a rock in a pond, but then I wondered why the rock I was sitting on had a rim around the edge. On prying it up I was fucking horrified as the back end and tail of this thing rose out of the water. Guess I was lucky it was arse end and not the business end seeing it snapping like that.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2022, 12:50, Reply)