Apart from the humourless pricks in HR.
There's some right wet blankets in my workplace, too. We don't have a 'proper' designated staff canteen/rest area despite being a workplace of well over 50 full-time staff. There are a couple of smaller rooms with tables and chairs dotted around the place, but the one I had adopted recently got converted into an office for our new Industrial Cleaning Department.
I used my initiative, ordered a reception chair from Viking and set up a new hovel in a disused goods elevator in the depths of one of our warehouses. Dark. Secluded. Lovely. I made the fatal mistake of showing it off to a couple of fellow colleagues. The following week the door was sheeted over and an 'OUT OF ORDER - DO NOT USE' sign had been plastered over the barricade. Wankers.
I now have a second fortress of solitude set up in the neighbouring building - a disused industrial bakery - which we also own but have never fully utilised. There's a lovely vacant kitchen up there on the first floor at the end of some sprawling darkened corridors. This one is staying a secret!
Edit: off *5A - fucksake.
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