I'm a vampire! Here, you see a vampire. This is a vampire!
*hiss*
I mean, I enjoyed a bit of the old white greasepaint and spooky music back in the later 80s - but strangely I never actually mistook myself for a fictional monster.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 18:57,
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Yes. How silly that people would identify as something they are not.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 24 Aug 2022, 21:08,
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You know vampires aren't a real thing, right?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 25 Aug 2022, 20:11,
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You know infinite genders aren’t a real thing, right?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2022, 22:11,
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What the fuck do you want to bring that up for?
Following people around, trying to win old arguments?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 25 Aug 2022, 22:15,
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Because it’s the exact same thing.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 25 Aug 2022, 23:40,
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You're either a real vampire or not.
Is this what we fought on the beaches of brexit for, vampire-fluid goths??
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Aug 2022, 23:52,
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Beneath the flickering flames of the torchlight they worked to unseal the tomb.
The two men strained with crowbars to lever a heavy stone out of position before straining their eyes to look into the inky void below it.
The floor is... its moving, but how can that be? That sound; that smell, is it incense?
Leaning over he dropped a flaming torch to the floor, a dark patchouli scented figure shrank back as the torch hissed in a pint of snakebite and black.
Goths, why'd it hafta be Goths.
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