US Forest Service's guide on how to completely obliterate a horse
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(, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 19:41, Reply)
Better than doing it by hand, elephant's revenge.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ddctUFrd2y8
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 21:37,
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But..
Still waiting for human instructions. Woodchippers make such a mess.
(, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 22:15, Reply)
I stayed a few days with a bloke who had the half-baked idea to catch bumbies, wild horses, and break enough of them in that he could do some tourist group ride thing
it was a freezing night, and the one horse he had caught was dead in the morning. He had a bright idea to cremate it, so we build a big fire on top of the horse. We got a lots of burning hair and in the end a slightly charred but essential totally intact horse
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 23:45,
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we tried to burn a dead horse
it didn't work.
We all took acid the night the horse died, but the decision to tether a horse outside on a freezing night in the mountains was made before that by the property owner (actually, I'm fairly certain he was renting and was on the dole) without my knowledge or consent, and I take no responsibility for the horse's sad demise, though I did encourage the attempted burning of its corpse the next day out of morbid curiosity to see what would happen
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Sep 2022, 0:42,
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They blow up horses don't they?
They blow up horses don't they!
They blow up horses don't they-ey-ey
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 10 Sep 2022, 3:54,
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