
North Somerset 'gimp' sightings: Teen describes freaky encounter

( , Fri 28 Oct 2022, 20:49, Reply)

let me help. *clears throat*
you and a mate saw a pervert, most likely with mental problems, in a gimp suit. He was out and about at night in a gimp suit doing weird shit because he is a pervert with mental problems, and probably hoped that doing his weird pervert shit at night would allow him to remain anonymous like it used to in the golden years of flashers, forgetting that now every fucker has a smartphone and can take snaps and call the plod at any time
( , Fri 28 Oct 2022, 22:33, Reply)

( , Sat 29 Oct 2022, 3:27, Reply)

Which to me should be reserved for winning the lottery or getting told your ball cancer has returned. As it stands, it's more the gimp who needs the self reflection time
( , Sat 29 Oct 2022, 4:30, Reply)

this happened to a close mate of mine. went for an international director promotion for a huge company that he thought was out of his league, but got it. A week later he got told he had a melanoma. about 4 months later he was deaded. only 32 years old at the time
( , Mon 31 Oct 2022, 7:00, Reply)

Someone had better call nanny and tell her that young Jacob has taken a queer turn.
( , Fri 28 Oct 2022, 23:57, Reply)

As long as he powdered the suit first, nothing a course of clotrimazole won't fix.
( , Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:07, Reply)