Apart from the hilariously incoherent, inaccurate and lethal SC diamorphine doses for a palliative care patient in a nursing home (when I queried it, initial response from another GP at the practice was a weary "what's she done now") my favourites were the directions for diazepam 10mg tablets to be administered "one in each eye" and for Glutafin crackers to be "inserted once daily".
(, Thu 4 Jan 2024, 22:38, Reply)