You have passed the test of internet stranger loyalty. Crab Bloke is coming to your gaff tonight where, for one hour, he will spoon you, stroke your hair and whisper in your ear about your kind words. Don't look him in the eye though or he WILL try to fuck you energetically up the arse and tbh it's very difficult to stop him once he gets going.
( , Fri 19 Apr 2024, 5:11, Share, Reply)