The carpet might have been salvageable
(, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 17:24, Reply)
...but he was all tied up trying to get kinks out of his rope.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 23:13, Reply)
I am able to have a piss without splashing.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 18:13, Reply)
Then look down and discover a second stream dribbling down onto the carpet.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2025, 19:33, Reply)
Firstly, your house must really smell of old piss. But secondly, have you considered sitting down?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2025, 10:12, Reply)