Abergavenny man claims there’s more to Kentucky than fried chicken
{spoiler} it's horses
thought this might be like a shit Onion site, but I think it's just a local paper with a low bar.
Had a look at the reporter's byline. He's a sports writer but has also printed other stories."Did Rudolf Hess father a son while staying in Abergavenny?" , "Abergavenny man claims AI is no match for a wild horse and a prayer", and "Did Jeffrey Epstein have a connection to Abergavenny?". I'm sensing a theme
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 23:40,
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There's more to Kentucky?
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 23:56,
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Aparently...if you want to know how folk talked in Shakespeare's day, go to Kentucky.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 12:47,
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Perhaps medication might help.
'Did frustrated writer lose plot on Abergavenny local paper?!?"
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 1:33,
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I'm disappointed that you didn't link this instead:
www.abergavennychronicle.com/news/giant-penis-challenge-for-charity-runner-876849
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 10:31,
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