Not great on the whole
(Presumably external) smartphone use on the toilet and the risk of haemorrhoids
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 4:46,
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'two blinded endoscopists'
a bit of an extreme step to prove your hypothesis, hope the endoscopists were willing
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The most common activity performed while on the toilet was reading “news” (54.3%), followed by “social media” (44.4%).
I take it the quote marks signify porn and wanking
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 11:48,
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