we have similar jokes about taswegians
A young tasmanian bloke on his wedding night turns up at his parents place.
"What's wrong, son, why are you back here?"
"We were about to go to sleep together and she told me she was a virgin, dad, so I panicked and ran home"
"You did the right thing, son. if she's not good enough for her own family she's not good enough for ours"
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