Man dies at Christian festival
If there’s anything wrong with this, just give us a sign. Just any kind of sign. We’ll keep on the look out for it.
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unclepills, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 6:28,
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...and the sign said the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 11:12,
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And said the lord
the wise man doeth carry out a full risk assessment and use floating NyLock nuts on thine signs and the lord will smite them that get cheap shit from Screwfix. And lo, it did come to pass that the foolish man did not do a full risk assessment and he was judged by lord god almighty as being a dick.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 13:43,
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You don’t want the messiah falling off now do you?
Get a tube of No More Nails…
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:06,
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It feels like the scene from The Omen
Where Father Brennan is killed by the falling lighting conductor. Turns out he was played by Patrick Troughton!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 15:50,
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