"STOP! Armed police!"
"What seems to be the problem?"
"You're dressed up as Uncle Fester."
"I'm not. I look like this because I spend so much time in my basement molesting children that I've abducted from parks."
"Ah. Sorry, carry on. We've just had a reported sighting of a Jedi in Hammersmith."
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