Changed my mind, the best one has got to be:
Margaret Thatcher 10/25/2008
Hey Peaches, you're too stupid to pass core classes like English Comp and College Algebra. You were a whore in high school and now you're still a dumb, cum-guzzling gutter skank. Why not sleep with somebody you don't even know? You do it already anyway. This way, you can be a real WHORE: you can get something for your puss. You are a skank. Act like one. You're too much of an underachiever for anything else. So sleep around because you're second-class and always will be.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:16, Reply)