Peaches Geldof's debut column for NYLON Magazine!
The totally worthwhile and talented Peaches Geldof has a column in style mag NYLON - who'da thunkit?
Some interesting comments my fave is between:
"Cunt off peaches, you vacuous cunting cunt"
&
"Go choke on a bucket of AIDS infested cocks you snivelling oxygen-thieving oily gypsy wastegash."
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:45, Reply)
my my
she is a popular girl ..... I'd hang myself if i was that slated !
hopefully she feels the same
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:51,
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This is my favorite comment:
"Peaches, oh Peaches Can I make you screechers By doing you up the wrongun"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 13:58, Reply)
Excuse a poor foreigners complete cultural ignorance
..but why is she so hated?
Is there a website where I can learn what/who she did/not do?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:06, Reply)
yes
www.undesirableenglishtwatsthatliveinNY.com
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:10,
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Who is she?
She's a Geldof. That's it. She is the nadir of Britain's obsession with celebrity culture. She is simply famous for being who she is. She has done nothing/nobody of worth. Yet, because of the public's obsession with fawning over celebrities, she now thinks that she is worth something, that her opinions really do need to be broadcasted to as many people as possible.
She is a face of a terrifyingly braindead future.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
Hahaha....
...this is superb.
Best reply:
PEACHES GELDOF
"Thank you for the welcome, those of you who are magnanimous enough to extend a hand of welcome to one such as moi! It isn't easy to cross oceans and time zones, you know, even if you have a mid-sized entourage to take care of your more odious purchasing requirements. I am setting up home here because I believe that New York and I can learn from each other and grow together. In future, this will be known as the Peaches Decades, of that I am quite sure. Those who know what I am about know that is a dead cert. Smelly fanny farts to the rest of you dumb Yankee fuckknuckles!"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:07, Reply)
I take that back...
THIS is the best:
BOB GELDOF 10/24/2008
"What the fuck do you think you're playing at you cunting shitehawk?"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:13, Reply)
He's got a lot to say :D
Bob Geldof
10/24/2008
Glad she's fucked off now. Maybe you should fuck off under the Hudson river, with some concrete Uggs?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:35, Reply)
No, this is the best:-
"geri halliwell 10/24/2008
I love Peaches. She makes me look talented."
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:14,
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Have you read the comments from "DANIEL M"?
Just sent him an e-mail asking "What the fuck are you on about?"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:18, Reply)
best reply:
Bouldering Jimmy Savile10/24/2008
now then! now then! now then! uhuhuhuhuhuh! jingle jangle! jingle jangle!
or...
Paula Yates' Ghost10/24/2008
I'm so sorry I pushed this one out. If I had known she was going to turn out like this I would have strangled her at birth.
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:24,
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Hell yes!
There is almost as much vitriol in those replies as for that poor kid who's dad was the travel writer for the Guardian.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:29,
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I think my favorite comment has to be:
Paula Yates' Ghost 10/24/2008
I'm so sorry I pushed this one out. If I had known she was going to turn out like this I would have strangled her at birth.
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Furness, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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yes
www.b3ta.com/links/239743
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:55,
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"I feel like I just found out McCain won the election"
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mookay immune to icons since, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:35,
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What the fuck do you think you're playing at you cunting shitehawk?
Ha!
And
DAVROS, DESIGNER OF THE MARK 3 TRAVEL MACHINES, LATER TO BECOME SUPREME MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
10/24/2008
Bloody hell, Bob. Even I never created anything this horrid.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:48,
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haha
"Why do I hate Mondays?" Because this useless lump of horse-faced dogshit is still alive!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 1:45,
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This is the best one
"JOSEF FRITZL 10/25/2008
Not even if she was my own grand daughter. "
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:22, Reply)
Changed my mind, the best one has got to be:
Margaret Thatcher 10/25/2008
Hey Peaches, you're too stupid to pass core classes like English Comp and College Algebra. You were a whore in high school and now you're still a dumb, cum-guzzling gutter skank. Why not sleep with somebody you don't even know? You do it already anyway. This way, you can be a real WHORE: you can get something for your puss. You are a skank. Act like one. You're too much of an underachiever for anything else. So sleep around because you're second-class and always will be.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:16, Reply)
I come from the future (2016 to be exact).
Peaches Geldof is dead. You heartless bastards.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 20 Aug 2016, 22:15,
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