Instructions:
1. pre-heat the oven to 190 C
2. fry the bacon
3. sprinkle the bacon over the top
4. eat the sweetcorn
5. throw the cucumbers away
6. stir-fry the lard
7. fold in the lard
8. sauté the iceberg lettuce
9. bake for 30 minutes and serve hot
This was probably the most edible... although despite being called cucumbers supreme, is actually bacon and lettuce fried in lard
or:
Instructions:
1. barbeque the beef
2. defrost the mint sauce
3. microwave the lemon juice
4. rinse the sprouts
5. go down the pub
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:15, Reply)