No
You'd just catch them eating their own shit and randomly attacking small children and managing to cause a lot more damage.*
I'm not saying either are better, they are both equally dumb at times, but seriously, get over yourself. Stop ranting against cats every single time someone posts something with cats here. It will happen often, and it's just getting a bit offensive now.
*I have been attacked by my cat when he got overexcited and got scratched. I was sitting in a park and a pitbull ran up to me and tried to rip my throat out and I ended up with stitches. I actually like dogs. I would just like to point out to you that they aren't perfect either. I've been very quiet about this and tried to ignore it, but really, you've actually begun to offend me, and this b3ta is pro-fluffiness, whatever the origin.
PLEASE STOP THIS CONSTANT COMPLAINING AS THIS CLEARLY ISN'T THE PLACE FOR IT. THAT IS ALL.
Viva general fluffiness. Please try to be nice, and if you haven't anything nice to say, please don't say anything.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:34, Reply)
Chill out fool
I'm just having fun...
Jeezus....No need to write an essay!
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Darklord, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:57,
Reply)
It's just every time I click on links you're on a cat downer, and it's very rarely worded in a joshing manner. Lots of people like cats, others like dogs, I happen to like both despite being mauled by one little bastard. I'm just finding it a bit annoying, and would like to point it out rather than let it keep happening.
And please don't call me a fool. I'm trying to maintain teh fluffeh.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:30, Reply)
FFS you big girls blouse!!
I'm just having a laugh...
I own two cats, and a dog, it's just friendly b3ta banta...
My cats are cnuts, but I love em, and I enjoy their company...
Now pull yourself together?! Be a man....
Do some press-ups, or something!
;)
x
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Darklord, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:51,
Reply)
One last thing
You'll have noticed that two people have misunderstood your friendly banter now. I'm not being highly strung, just pointing out that your comments are often a bit blunt and can therefore be slightly misunderstood.
Please phrase things more fluffily, escpecially when having a laugh, that's all! x
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:14, Reply)
Sorry to the two people from the whole of the Internets!
That I have offended...
Hope you have a Happy Crimbo...
ffs...
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Darklord, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 11:41,
Reply)
you are the reason
smilies were invented. thus
i like having anal sex with weeping sheep babies
or///
i like having anal sex with weeping sheep babies ;)
obvously i'm the former but you know where i'm going with this
*rapes lamb
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)
