This would make an EXCELLENT villain in a film.
Imagine a crazy mentally ill man, who kidnaps children and 'entertains' them with his vile performance. All he does is throw clay on his face, scream, and cry all day. Occasionally he holds the children tenderly, mirroring some inner anguish, but then rips to shreds and rapes any adults who approach him.
The film would be called Clay.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:51,
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this
is the best idea of 2009 so far.
+ I lolled for about 3 mins after reading the suggestion
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 1:11,
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